I HATE HORMONES
really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter
I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.
Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.
A dick with a future
A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.
When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.
no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG ANYTHING CONTAINING ‘OLD AS BALLS’
The Hobbit, or There and Back Again:
All that the unsuspecting Bilbo saw that morning was an old man with a staff. He had a tall pointed blue hat, a long grey cloak, a silver scarf over which a white beard hung down below his waist, and immense black boots.
"Good morning!" said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat. "What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is morning to be good on?"
"All of them at once," said Bilbo.
Mario Götze scores the winning goal for Germany in the World Cup Final
your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness
“Remember who the real enemy is.” - for the lovely Kerry.
the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing